Dealing with the Police, the anna way

  1. Get yourself stopped by the police for a traffic offence. the preferred method of anna appears to be speeding, but anything will suffice. Just don’t get carried away, if you’re thinking vehicular manslaughter you’ve gone too far.
  2. Immediately commence posting to social media, even though you will ignore their advice on how to proceed.
  3. Record the conversation.
  4. Refuse to deal directly with the police officer.
  5. Refuse to open your window, or to alight from your vehicle.
  6. Open a line of communication (through the closed window) by stating “Am I under arrest, or am I free to go?”
  7. Abuse anyone on social media who does not agree with your plan of action.
  8. When questioned by the police state “I am not contracted to you”.
  9. Tell the police office “I have been illegally detained”.
  10. Repeat steps 5 to 8 infinitum.
  11. When asked to produce your drivers licence refuse to release it. Display it through your closed window. Take a selfie.
  12. Complain when the police office takes your picture to demonstrate that you were actually the driver.
  13. Complain bitterly when you are arrested.
  14. At this point progress to the ‘Freeman on the land’ defence.
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