The Bachelorette – Caboolture Edition

We here at SGFTVOCAP/S headquarters try to be helpful (we are sure we’ve mentioned this before). So today we have decided we are going to have a go at playing matchmaker.

Welcome to our featured single ‘lady’ Traveller77. C’mon guys (and gals), what a catch.

https://www.rsvp.com.au/profile/display.action?handle=Traveller77&uid=4702658…

Traveller77’s RSVP profile identifies her as ‘an outgoing lady that loves my children and animals. I am educated and kind. My main passion in life is to travel. I am lucky enough to have been to over 60 countries and plan on more. I am reserved until you get to know me, then I am quite social. I prefer to be out and about exploring than being at home. I love adventure and I am spontaneous. I love life and want to share the adventure with someone new.’

Traveller77 is seeking a kind and gentle soul that wants to be my equal. Is not afraid of a woman who speaks her mind and is not into playing games. Say what you mean and do what you say. Life is meant to be simple and to be enjoyed. You must love to travel and like kids and animals. Non materialistic.

Now, we all know that users of dating sites use a bit of ‘poetic licence’ when setting up their profiles, so to assist our anna Traveller77 we have decided to translate her RSVP profile into a more realistic representation of who the real anna Traveller77 is.

About Traveller77

Traveller77 has lucky enough to have been subsidised to travel to over 60 countries and plans on having someone else pay for her to continue to travel to more. Traveller77 will go anywhere as long as someone else pays for her travel.

Traveller77 loves using  children for financial gain.

Traveller77 is heavily google educated and will crucify anyone who does not believe her to be the smartest person in  the world.

Traveller77 is reserved (usually by court orders)  until you get to know that she have no idea what she is talking about, then she can be quite psychotic.

Traveller77 prefers to be on facebook abusing people,  exploring new people to stalk, abuse and harass. Actually, Traveller77 loves her time on facebook and is spontaneous in her abuse of people.

Traveller77 loves ruining other peoples lives and want to share the adventure with someone equally  unstable who she can milk dry.

About Traveller77 potential partner

Traveller77 is seeking a person who is intelligent enough to have a high income, but is  easily overborne enough to share their bank balance with her.

Traveller77 is seeking a person who is not afraid of a woman who treats you like a possession,  who constantly speaks her mind and is so into playing games that your brain will explode before your bank balance is empty.

Traveller77 is seeking a person who repeats what she says and does what she says, and heaven help if you contradict her, then you are screwed (metaphorically, not physically).

Traveller77 is seeking a person who thinks that her life is meant to be simple and to be enjoyed by you waiting on her hand and foot.

Traveller77 is seeking a person who love to pay for her to travel.

Traveller77 is seeking a person who non materialistic as you will be supplying her with everything, and heaven help if you fail at this.

 

So any red blooded males (or females) who think that Traveller77 is hawt, and think that they fill the requirements that our anna Traveller77 has set out, then go for it 🙂

Please note, our legal advisors have informed us that we need to make it clear to Traveller77 that this is parody, lest we get sued for defamation.

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